Turn heads and carry your sass in style with the H-A-B Club Tote – Heffer Ass Bitch Edition. Featuring your favorite fluffy icon and unapologetic attitude, this bag isn’t just trendy—it’s a lifestyle.

Made from 100% polyester with natural cotton bull denim handles, it’s strong enough to carry your day but stylish enough to steal the show. Whether you’re hitting the market, the gym, or just flexing at brunch—this bag has your back.

🐶 Design Vibe: Cute pup. Big energy. Club member level: Iconic.

✨ Product Features:
100% polyester body for lightweight durability

Spacious 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm) size

Carries up to 44 lbs (20 kg)

2.6 gallon (10L) capacity = fits your whole mood

Soft, sturdy dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim

Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width: 1″ (2.5 cm)

Unique handle specs may vary by location

💬 Care Tip: Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Sass sold separately.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!